Random Seven
- Yeah, Heather Locklear as a waitress & Jennifer Lopez as a maid. Minimal makeup & sans stylists, of course. I'll buy that, sure. Are we running out of movie ideas, people?
- Brown is the new Black. Sorry Todd.
- Foughetto replaces Boughetto as my word of the moment. Foughetto: First generation bougie, but brought up in the ghetto. Thine a$$ ain't had $ long enough to turn thy nose up at anyone...
- A coworker to moi: "Is _____ gay?". My short & sweet thought: "Dunno". My long & sweet answer: "Since I'm not sleeping with ______, why would I give a f&*%?". This coworker stopped talking to me.
- R. Kelly: media hungry beast capitalizing on over-rated drama? Or true artist reflecting on the drama real life has become? Honestly, I just want to know when his dayum trial will ever start.
- I need a reality-show intervention. Beauty & The Geek? Dancing with the Stars? Hit Me Baby One More Time? Hell's Kitchen? (thinking: "dayum, did that chef just say f&*% and they barely bleeped it out, but you could read his lips, on NETWORK TV?") And coming soon - So You Think You Can Dance? and I Want to Be A Hilton? Stop the madness!!!
- Why am I paying $3/day for an apple, a scoop of walnuts, and a 1/2 tablespoon of non-fat yogurt? It's them dayum animated sistas with the natural hair, using their mind control tricks on me...
Comments
Oh God, I hate that damn McDonald's commercial with those animated black chicks on it. My colon clenches every time I run across it.
Posted by: karsh | June 3, 2005 08:43 PM
I love Hit Me Baby 1 More Time...Arrested Development all the way!!!!
Posted by: intellifreak | June 3, 2005 09:41 AM
LOL @ with your co-worker's answer. As for R Kelly, I'd vote for the former if I weren't able to acknowledge that the man has skillz. And um, you were off the chain when you wrote this post, weren't you?
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June 3, 2005 09:01 AM