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Bakers Dozen c/o KB via ej.

1. theSlab update:: see that beautiful treeline in the background? Well, I chose that site exactly because I wanted some privacy for my backyard. However that treeline is apparently some kind of nature preserve, that my builder neglected to properly research before beginning construction. The state has halted construction until this whole thing is sorted out.


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   thePOORSlab:: meanwhile, the houses across the street are almost done. My poor Slab looks so sad because she hasn't grown up like her cousins...awwwwww.


3. no hoochie-ness:: Hammy's in camp again - but after last weekend, I'm passing on anything testosterone-related.


4. theOofA Update:: he calls, I dodge, and he finally catches up with me. Claims he has no idea who called me, apologizes emphatically, restates he's divorced, and wants the chance to prove this to me. Hmph - I ain't holding my breath until that happens.


5. it gets deeper & deeper... He admits he's a functional alcoholic. I'm so done with this dude.


6. Doing good in the 'hood:: if you saw me hawking car washes over the weekend, please note that I did not wear Daisy Dukes (in my case, Boss Hoggs) to do it.


7. Can someone say, "exhaustion"?


8. Hustle & Flow:: I was too tired & wound up to hit the hay, so theChaos & I catch the movie. FYI, I found my elitist-a$$ liking it against my own will. Not one I'd run repeatedly, but it was entertaining. "You know it's hard out here for a pimp...


9. gettin' my hustle on:: yeah, I've been doing mystery shops as a sideline for a minute. Another FYI - the bar for customer service in Atlanta is really, really, REALLY low.


10. Ikea:: I've been putting this off, because I hate trying to shop in these crowds. However, it is a really cool store, and I've managed to fully furnish theSlab, even though she ain't quite grown, yet...lol.


11. Diversity?:: I'm amazed at the spectrum of folks shopping in Ikea, the interracial couples, the age ranges (from teenagers off to college to grandparents reorganizing the grandkids room), cultures, etc. Now, what's interesting is that although these folks are occupying the same space, there's so little interaction. Like in Crash, seems like we only get together to collide.


12. dyeing-the-napps-red-again update:: "Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this m*****f***** down. Lucy Ricardo ain't got s*** on me."