I got a call last Wednesday (6/2/2010) from a "Central Research". Normally I'd dismiss this call as simply a telemarketing call, but at the time I actually had a bit of time to spare, so I entertained the call.
Very glad I did. Very interesting call.
The caller was conducting a "survey" regarding my "TV watching habits" and assured me the call would only take a few minutes. 25 minutes later, I had to dismiss the caller so I could get to my class.
I'm not going to regale you with all the questions of the call. To basically summarize, the caller was a survey taker, but his questions were pointedly pro-Fox, and his comments explaining the questions were also pointedly pro-Fox. Sprinkle in a few Tea party movement references. A few examples:
- What cable news network show do you normally watch during primetime programming, from 6pm -10pm? Fox News, CNN, Headline News, MSNBC?
- Which primetime cable TV program/personality are you more likely to watch? The O'Reilly Factor, Anderson Cooper 360, On The Record with Greta Van Susteran or Countdown with Keith Olbermannn?
- What's the likelihood that you would watch The O'Reilly Factor for your primetime news source? Rate this on a scale of 1 - 5.
- Which primetime cable TV personality do you find most appealling? Bill O'Reilly, Chris Matthews, Anderson Cooper, Greta Van Susteran, Sean Hannity, Keith Olbermann?
- Which primetime cable news station's coverage do you consider to be most 'fair and balanced'? (author's note:: hysterical. just because I don't watch Fox, doesn't mean I don't know their alleged slogan.)
- What Can _______ (Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Greta Van Susteran) do to improve their show and get you to watch?
- Was I registered as a Democrat or Republican?
- Rate your approval of the current administration on a scale of 1 - 5.
- Which primetime cable news channel are you most likely to turn to for election coverage in 2012?
Yes, you get exactly where that's headed.
That's roughly the order, although there were many additional questions. It was interesting, especially given the survey taker's comments in between my responses, such as the fact that I never watch Fox news, primarily due to it's conservative bias. He did try to slip in an occasional one-liner to suggest Fox doesn't have conservative bias. Riiight. There were also a few questions/comments about the Tea party and which news stations I associated the Tea party movement with o_O.
So, what the hell does this have to do with you? I try not to mentally masturbate through this blog, so I'm always conscious that if you're reading, what I write should relate to you. Well, Central Market Research, Inc is a NYC company that has been doing this for a while. Even pre-2008 election. An interesting comment I found on a no-call list website, from September 2008:
These calls are ILLEGAL PUSH POLLING: SPREADING LIES ABOUT OBAMA, here's the truth from someone that answered a call from that number:
I Just Got Push-Polled on Obama and IsraelIt turned out to be a political poll. And not just any old poll.
From there, the focus became more explicitly political--and, again, perfectly typical. Was I Democrat or Republican? Etc.
But soon enough I understood why they were asking about Carter. After going over some more issues and confirming the fact that I was likely to vote for Obama, the caller made a series of rather pointed inquiries. Would it affect my vote, he said, if I knew that
* Obama has had a decade long relationship with pro-Palestinian leaders in Chicago
* the leader of Hamas, Ahmed Yousef, expressed support for Obama and his hope for Obama's victory
* the church Barack Obama has attended is known for its anti-Israel and anti-American remarks
* Jimmy Carter's anti-Israel national security advisor is one of Barack Obama's foreign policy advisors
* Barack Obama was the member of a board (sic) that funded a pro-Palestinian chartiable organization
* Barack Obama called for holding a summit of Muslim nations exlcuding Israel if elected president
Is it possible to get push-polled outside of "election time"? Seems they're starting early, possibly with a focus on the incumbent seats for the 2010 elections. And yes, the next calls will probably be to your phone, to get you to tune in ;)
I can't tell you to avoid a specific number, since my call came in unpublished. The no-call website has a few numbers listed in the 212 area code, but that's from 2008.
So, this is the next step in political marketing propaganda. Telemarketing for fun and votes? #LeSigh.

